conversations at Christmas

there were many different topics at Christmas this year. I find that when t is around...there is no sacred topic, no stone unturned:

1. we had a striptease that after this year was dubbed an "annual event"
2. had a penis measuring tape
3. Had a thong that was crocheted
4. had a whoopie cushion that was opened at the dinner table
5. wore crowns
6. talked about the significance of boobie tassles
7. reminisced about "big/little dicks" and "giganticocks"


i know...