Family conversations

Mom: Who were those people that we used to go see practice baseball?

Dad: The San Francisco Giants. Hey we could go see them. We could see Barry Bonds. You want to go see a Jerk?

Mom: Why is he a jerk?

Dad: He just is one

G-pa: Did they ever find out if he did steroids?

Dad: No, I think he's just a jerk

G-pa: Well, I was thinking....I think that maybe I need steroids(note: My grandpa is 88 years old and a small, Japanese man)

Mom: No, I don't think that that is what they are forG-pa: Well, they make you stronger, maybe all seniors should take themMom: I think it messes up your heart too

G-pa: But seniors need strength and I think it may help

Dad: You'd be dead before you even noticed that you were strong.

G-pa: You'd have strong legs. I think seniors need it

Dad: It's not like Viagra, Dad

G-pa: I'm not talking about Viagra, seniors don't need that, I'm talking about being stronger

Dad: It makes certain parts of your body smaller too, Dad

G-pa: Well, who cares about that when you're a senior. I just would want strong legs from it.

Ta-da....my family.