yesterday was truly wonderful. i mean, in the greatest sense of the word. i watched someone get a haircut. have you ever done that? not watched someone give you a haircut, but watched someone else get one? it's great. it really makes you realize, however, the fact that, there IS a reason why people should get paid good amounts of money to cut hair. i mean, not just you or i could do this feat (well, maybe you could, but i can't)
i went to a doctors appointment that was truly one of the most epic hilarities i have seen. this woman, i'm sure she was nice enough, but had not one iota of a clue why we were there. WE WERE THERE BECAUSE YOUR OFFICE TOLD US TO COME IN FOR A FOLLOW UP VISIT. your office called us to come in and tell us why my husbands guts seem to fall out when he eats anything that is not dots candy. DOES THAT RING A BELL? no, o.k. here is how part of the conversation went.
t: my cholesterol is 220
doc: yes, but since your hdls are high and you have no risk factors.....
t: my family history isn't a risk factor?
doc: you have a family history?
t: yes
doc: oh
t: so, since i do, are we going to do something?
doc: well, since you don't have any risk factors BLAH BLAH BLAH
then, we went to a bike store. it was an education, to say the least. what a place, what a knowledgeable guy. it made you want to race bikes, even if you didn't know how to ride a Big Wheel. we bought me a sexy helmet which i will take pictures of, apparently the other one made me (these are not my words) look like i was getting ready to embark on a ride on the short bus.
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the bliss of playing hooky
yesterday was truly wonderful. i mean, in the greatest sense of the word. i watched someone get a haircut. have you ever done that? not watched someone give you a haircut, but watched someone else get one? it's great. it really makes you realize, however, the fact that, there IS a reason why people should get paid good amounts of money to cut hair. i mean, not just you or i could do this feat (well, maybe you could, but i can't)
i went to a doctors appointment that was truly one of the most epic hilarities i have seen. this woman, i'm sure she was nice enough, but had not one iota of a clue why we were there. WE WERE THERE BECAUSE YOUR OFFICE TOLD US TO COME IN FOR A FOLLOW UP VISIT. your office called us to come in and tell us why my husbands guts seem to fall out when he eats anything that is not dots candy. DOES THAT RING A BELL? no, o.k. here is how part of the conversation went.
t: my cholesterol is 220
doc: yes, but since your hdls are high and you have no risk factors.....
t: my family history isn't a risk factor?
doc: you have a family history?
t: yes
doc: oh
t: so, since i do, are we going to do something?
doc: well, since you don't have any risk factors BLAH BLAH BLAH
then, we went to a bike store. it was an education, to say the least. what a place, what a knowledgeable guy. it made you want to race bikes, even if you didn't know how to ride a Big Wheel. we bought me a sexy helmet which i will take pictures of, apparently the other one made me (these are not my words) look like i was getting ready to embark on a ride on the short bus.
i went to a doctors appointment that was truly one of the most epic hilarities i have seen. this woman, i'm sure she was nice enough, but had not one iota of a clue why we were there. WE WERE THERE BECAUSE YOUR OFFICE TOLD US TO COME IN FOR A FOLLOW UP VISIT. your office called us to come in and tell us why my husbands guts seem to fall out when he eats anything that is not dots candy. DOES THAT RING A BELL? no, o.k. here is how part of the conversation went.
t: my cholesterol is 220
doc: yes, but since your hdls are high and you have no risk factors.....
t: my family history isn't a risk factor?
doc: you have a family history?
t: yes
doc: oh
t: so, since i do, are we going to do something?
doc: well, since you don't have any risk factors BLAH BLAH BLAH
then, we went to a bike store. it was an education, to say the least. what a place, what a knowledgeable guy. it made you want to race bikes, even if you didn't know how to ride a Big Wheel. we bought me a sexy helmet which i will take pictures of, apparently the other one made me (these are not my words) look like i was getting ready to embark on a ride on the short bus.
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